ABOUT US
I smell fresh blood. Ah it’s you! It has been many ages since the flesh and bones of a mortal soul has been foolish enough to roam and trespass upon this decrepit website.
WELCOME FOOLISH MORTALS to our humble website! I am your Host; your Ghost Host. Make yourself at home as I recount the legend of this Home Haunt for ghosts, zombies, and spirits. It is said that each year has a tale to tell. But since no one has made it out alive, the haunt still holds its secrets.
Terrors from Beyond Home Haunt started out as most Home Haunts do. What once was a small display of foam pumpkins, air-blown images, and light-up ghouls, is now a full-blown haunted site. The Master of the manor first started in 2005 when one of his best friends Ken, who loves horror films, said to him “maybe we should have a Halloween party”. The Master said to him, “OK! But I warn you, just like anything I do in my life, I’m going to go all out”. He replied, “I know! That is what I’m afraid of.” So it really began in the house.
As for the inside, where do I begin? All the walls were covered in a brick façade with pictures that moved and torches that lit up. Lennox Halloween houses lined one wall, and the ever-so-famous Universal Studios Monsters Halloween Village Collection completed the other wall. But that wasn’t all. Since the Master of the House has a Restaurant and loves to cook and bake, he decided to make all the food in a Halloween theme too. A pumpkin that threw up its food for you to eat, Kitty Litter with cat poo in it, cat flam fur ball for the vegetarians. As for the drinks, well, the dead and undead would take one look at them and decide not to drink them. And much, much, more. He really put his culinary skills to ghoulish use.
Then the haunt oozed out into the yard. One day as he was putting up the Grim Reaper in the yard, he was standing on a bench when the phone rang. He went to answer it and when he came back people were looking at the display. The sightseers asked him if they could sit on the bench and take pictures. From there it was born. The Master added animatronics, air-blown displays, foam tombstones, homemade garden fences, skeletons that light up, and the 7-foot-tall post to elaborately hang the Grim Reaper. With each passing year as the Master added to the cemetery, more and more mortals came and encouraged him to keep adding to the haunt. What started as a hobby quickly became an obsession.
The biggest inspiration for the Master’s Home Haunt came from the infamous Walt Disney World Haunted Mansion which is still one of the park's top attractions. He believes you can be scary without the blood and guts. Since the Master of the Manor started this haunt, it has become bigger and better each year. Ghosts from around the globe heard about the haunt and started to materialize. They were drawn here from the darkest tombs of the Earth. Heinous but delightful creatures they are.
There were several prominent ghosts and ghouls that needed a job and a place to dwell. When word got out on plans for a Home Haunt, inquiries from assorted ghost floated in with their haunting applications. They have agreed to retire here at the haunted graveyard from creepy old crypts from all over the world. I became the first and am now your Host.
Here evil spirits remain clinging to their rotting corpses having been hastily buried in unconsecrated ground. In this horrid place they find no peace in the afterlife and they are destined to roam these grounds in search of their next mortal meal. They are eager to tear the flesh from their victims to cloth their own crumbling bones. Slip quietly past and you may yet escape a cruel fate from their withered blood-soaked hand.
Wake the dead and you at last shall become one of US. Wait, did you hear that? Listen carefully! They are all around you, rising to free themselves from their decrypted tombs. Crawling, creeping ever so closely now. Can you feel that? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Too late! They’re HEEERRREEE! Boo!
Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely; the real chills come later.
Ah, your carriage awaits to take you on your trip through the Terrors from Beyond Website. I will remain behind and prepare suitable epitaphs for those faint-hearted guests who are already feeling a certain detachment from your mortal being.
Listen closely and heed my warnings before you go. You may very well fall victim to the evil spirits that inhabit this place. Get out or you might end up like me. So “Be Forewarned”! Enter this site at your own risk. For what you are about to see may frighten you to death; in which case your soul will belong to us. Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh yes! There’s a small matter I forgot to mention. When you leave the haunt, look around you and beware of hitchhiking ghosts. They will try to follow you home.
Now, to coin a phrase, "Look Alive” and take each step as if it might be your last as you continue your tour of the Terrors from Beyond undead website.
From all of us to all of you!
“If you would like to join our jamboree there's a simple rule that's compulsory.
Mortals pay a token fee. Rest in peace, the haunting's free.
So hurry back, we would like your company”!
Bone Voyage, as we say, and Rest In Peace!
